WOULDNT IT BE SUCH A TWIST IF LONG ISLAND ACTUALLY SECEDED FROM NEW YORK. i would laugh forever



but at the same time be deeply saddened,,,

too bad its not going to happen.

.... right
.......right?

speaking of long island i became a pirate suddenly because i read that theres TREASURE!!!!11!!!

actually treasure from cap'n kidd in suffolk yep thats what i heard

dammit suffolk is big
well not really

but for my purposes of treasure and what not
it is quite large

also i suppose its impossible to get to gardiners island being all english crown and DAMMIT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT EVER. NONE OF YOU LIVE IN SUFFOLK
unless you do and you haven't told me which means im pretty mad about now that you havent joined my crew


oops i failed my journal title by going out of order
SO NPH
what the hell why so nph lately in my household
maybe cause he's a stud and all
i woke up and there were like three sticky notes that had "NPH" written with diamonds and sparkles and stuff

the plot thickens....

what else?

oh yeah

mafia

fitting in with my plan to live in italy next summer and join the italian mafia
seek the most corrupted town of all

okay i'm done

how contrived

DAMMIT I CAN NEVER USE THAT IN PROPER SPEECH